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9:47am April 16, 2014

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

9:11am April 16, 2014
9:08am April 16, 2014
liinvers:
complicated story….you may want to sit down this story may take a while.

liinvers:

complicated story….you may want to sit down this story may take a while.

9:04am April 16, 2014

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

9:03am April 16, 2014
first-base-with-freddie:

has she like never thrown a ball in her life ever

first-base-with-freddie:

has she like never thrown a ball in her life ever

9:02am April 16, 2014

snorlaxatives:

spacepixie:

pond weed that looks like long green hair !

no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit

8:43am April 16, 2014

unimportant:

productiveslacker:

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

"um you’re being kinda a bitch" OMFG

8:42am April 16, 2014

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

8:38am April 16, 2014
10:48am April 15, 2014

me n me computer gf

sexualbae:

me: bb ur so warm

her: that me hard drive 

7:21am April 15, 2014

just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

image

yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

3:11am April 15, 2014

thetowndrugdealer:

When i was in grade 10 the whole school was in the cafeteria and the teachers were talking on the microphone and once it was done everyone was talking to each other waiting for the bell to ring so i signaled the teacher to pass me the microphone and all i said was “anal cavities” and you should have seen the regret in the teachers eyes when those words echoed across the cafeteria

8:36pm April 14, 2014

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

8:31pm April 14, 2014

iamthekingofsassgard:

rockcitywankers:

therealmrsdraper:

honiedtree:

salamandertoast:

tomhiddlestunned:

Avengers edition Converse

oh my god I need those Cap shoes

I need all of these. Please, god, I’ll start caring about you if you give me these!

i kind of really need the captain america and black widow ones. like, yesterday.

The Hawkeye ones are mine!

i have a need

8:30pm April 14, 2014
not-with-your-wallet:

'My people'

not-with-your-wallet:

'My people'